Weldon Barber Seattle offers Jack Black Beard Lube

Jack Black’s famous and effective Beard Lube is available at Weldon Barber Seattle area locations. Watch this video to listen to a song written and performed by Emily Crawford & Ryan Keith. They call Beard Lube “the world’s most amazing shaving cream.” Read the lyrics below the video. (Weldon Barber Seattle made just one eensy-weensy change to the last line of this ‘Ode to Jack Black Beard Lube!” (emilycrawford.bandzoogle.com)

Weldon Barber Seattle is excited to share these lyrics with you:

Its a three in one shave in a bright blue tube
For your face or your head, you gotta try beard lube
never in your life will your skin feel quite so smooth

You can use it in the shower or over the sink
its got a minty scent so your skin won’t stink
With a smell so good that the ladies won’t know what to think

Oow you’ll feel so good
and you’ll look good too
Oow you’ll feel so good
and your mom will be proud of you

You can use it on your legs or any old place
but its really made to go on your face
just don’t put it in your mouth cause probably won’t like the taste

Its got eucalyptus and jojoba too
and probably some kind of leaf that grows in Peru
No bunnies were killed cause its cruelty free that’s true

Oow you’ll feel so good
and you’ll look good too
Oow you’ll feel so good
and your mom will be proud of you

Unlike those other complicated creams your tried before that gave you a rash
You just put it on your face, shave it off, and give it a splash

Oow you’ll feel so good
and you’ll look good too
Oow you’ll feel so good
and your mom will be proud of you

It’s made by a company called jack black
No not the actor, stop asking me that
You can find at saks, neiman marcus, bloomingdales or nordstrom,
and I heard they even have it a Weldon Barber Seattle